IanLover
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It's on!!Sooo, who are we fighting over today 
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WishingWantingWilling
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hahah
thattt depends on where edward is =]
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thehostwriter
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*stares at Crys* you just had to didn't you? *sighs and sits on the couch next to Emmett.*
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i'lljumpforyou
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hmmmmmmm
i don't know .
i put edward away for a special occasion
and you won't find him where he is, so don't bother looking
we need something else to covet
also, i'm feeling kind of riot-y atm.
*sits on boulder and ponders*
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stepheniemeyerisamazing
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hmm...how about alice ...I would fight for her =)...because just like steph meyer...she's amazing too
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IanRoxMySox
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Well...
What if???......
I TOOK AWAY ALL THE TWILIGHT AND THE HOST BOOKS AWAY FROM YOU GUYS!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA
*puts stacks of books in hidden, hollowed out rock somewhere where you'll never find*
I took them out of the stores too so.There. Is. No. Buying. Them. Back.
But I have mine!
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thehostwriter
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*stares at everyone* wow.... *tosses an Edward plushie over her shoulder.*
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IanLover
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| thehostwriter wrote: | | *stares at Crys* you just had to didn't you? *sighs and sits on the couch next to Emmett.* |
What did I do?? *makes curious face
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i'lljumpforyou
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* starts searching random rocks, trying to open them *
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Pet
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its okay! I have the ebooks saved securely on my computer. =]
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WishingWantingWilling
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i dont =o
*explodes* IANROX GIVVVE ME MY BOOKS NOW !!
*charges with pitchfork* *eyes glow red*
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i'lljumpforyou
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* watches wishing charge ianrox, then goes into her room and reads her diary for the whereabouts of the fake rock*
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IanRoxMySox
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*neatly dodges Wishens attack*
I don't have a diary!
hehehe
*starts eating skittles and sits on rainbow watching madness break out all over the world for the missing Twilight/host books.* 
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i'lljumpforyou
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*loses her patience and plots attack*
to be continued ianrox .. i'm forming a plan, and you aren't going to like it.
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IanRoxMySox
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O rly?
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WishingWantingWilling
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-_- im open to assist fanatic =P
*pissed~sits on a rock with pitchfork on lap tapping my fingers*
*evil plans forming*
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IanRoxMySox
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*skittles run out* 
crap ..
*rainbow starts fading*
uh-ohh
*falls on ground makes big thump .. runs to store to get more skittles*
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i'lljumpforyou
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* ianrox runs into store, and the doors automatically bolt, the windows are barred and there is no way for her to escape. wishing and i emerge from behind the counter and approach ianrox and force her backwards into a chair where we tie her up with chains.*
*starts walking away slowly, then turns and throws angry cat at ianrox's face*
*dies ianrox's hair four different colors of blue*
*puts on earmuffs and pops in a miley cyrus CD on a never ending cycle*
* rings a little bell and four clowns come out from behind the counter and all sit around her, smiling suspiciously *
* sits on counter and watches the show *
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IanRoxMySox
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AHHHH!!!!
I.Hate.Clowns.
*edward saves me with his vampire powers*
They TORTURED me!!!
*Edward hands me bag of skittles and sets me on new rainbow*
*Edward runs off as I compare the skittles to my new hair colors*
ughh...you guys suck!
But I still have your books!
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i'lljumpforyou
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* suddenly the sky turns dark, the trees all rot, the flowers die, and the rainbow ianrox is sitting on turns out to be a pile of multi colored clowns who all grin evilly up at her. *
(this alternate reality has NO edward or vampires to save you.)
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IanRoxMySox
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AHH!!! *Jumps from rainbow to ocean*
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WishingWantingWilling
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hahaha fanatic ur plans made me laugh literally
*gets on a boat with a fishing rod to catch ianrox*
*puts bag of skittles on hook and easily brings ianrox to the surface*
*calls fanatic for backup*
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stepheniemeyerisamazing
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lol...serves you right for stealing our books...MORE MORE MORE!!
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IanRoxMySox
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^^haha you stuttered.
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i'lljumpforyou
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* drops from sky into boat *
* pokes ianrox repeatedly in the side while screaming in her ear after every third poke. refuses to stop until she reveals hiding spot of books *
* hands wishing face paint and points to ianrox *
* gnomes start falling from the sky, wearing parachutes and singing the llama song in a falsetto *
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IanRoxMySox
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You are really creative-it's not even fair
*gives up and tellz location of books*
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stepheniemeyerisamazing
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yaaay...=)
*follows IanRox to the books with fanatic*
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thehostwriter
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*walks around with a giant bag of sour skittles chatting away with the entire Cullen family, ignoring all the girls.*
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WishingWantingWilling
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whoot!!
*skips next to SMIA*
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i'lljumpforyou
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bwahahahahah
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stepheniemeyerisamazing
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*hides one copy of all the stephenie meyer books just in case Ianrox gets any ideas*
*wonders if thehostwriter will give her a green or yellow sour skittel*
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IanLover
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*lays down perfectly still looking up at the sky*
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i'lljumpforyou
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* giggles , then stares at a shiny spot on the ground *
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stepheniemeyerisamazing
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*lies down next to squiggles to look at the stars...wishing she'd taken astrology*
*suddenly notices that only like five stars are visible and feels good because she recycles...but sad because pollution sucks*
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IanRoxMySox
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DX
*Lives in small town so I can see alot of the stars .. not many lights like in a city*
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i'lljumpforyou
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* stares at the sky in confusion *
OH! i see a star!
* airplane passes overhead *
never mind ..
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IanRoxMySox
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*laughs at fanatics mistake and leaves the sanctity(sp?) of my small town to bond and mistake airplanes for starts with fanatic and wishen*
Maybe even a game of TAG
hehehehe
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thehostwriter
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*trips over SMIA and squiggles and spills her skittles.* GRRR!!! *glares and gets up to go find another bag of skittles.*
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IanRoxMySox
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Can I get skittles too?
*gets up to go get skittles with TheHostWriter*
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stepheniemeyerisamazing
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ahahahaha...
*continues looking at stars wiht squiggles and wishen...kinda wishing she had gone to get skittles too* =(
*stomach rumbles*
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WishingWantingWilling
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skittles beat stars dude!!
*stands and runs after ianrox and thehostwriter*
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thehostwriter
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*walks into a grocery story and buys their stock of skittles and comes back giving everyone giant bags of skittles.*
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stepheniemeyerisamazing
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yaay!!
*pigs out on her skittles...but since she's the first one done...*
*steals Wishen's skittles...muahahaha*
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IanRoxMySox
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*puts skittle bag down shirt just so no one gets any ideas =D*
Who actually does that??? (cuz I do)
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i'lljumpforyou
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i do, all the time. i keep my money in my bra =P
* drives truckload of peanut butter twix bars *
i LOOVEE peanut butter twix
we can't get them in canada 
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stepheniemeyerisamazing
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AAAAHHHH
*sprints to truck to get the good stufff*
mm mm gooood
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IanRoxMySox
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NOOO MINE!
*starts stuffing twix in my purse, finds hershey bar* hmm.... *stuffs that in there too*
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stepheniemeyerisamazing
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haha
*notices fanatic is nowhere to be seen, and sees keys in the ignition...hmm...drives off with truck load of yummy-ness*
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IanRoxMySox
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EVIL! 
*sprints to catch up with truck-jumps in bed*
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WishingWantingWilling
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smia stole my skittles DX
*sits and sobs*
*gets over it and goes to nearest conveinient store*
*buys as many kit-kats as in the store*
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IanLover
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*sits in the same spot she's been in laughing at all the crazy people killing eachother over candy.*
You guys are insane!!
*braids her hair*
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IanRoxMySox
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You dont want candy???
Gah! *gasps in suprise*
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i'lljumpforyou
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*sits next to ianlover and laughs at distraction i made*
*offers ianlover a hamster*
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stepheniemeyerisamazing
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*finds out about the hamster offer and weighs which one is better...hamster or candy?*
*notices ianrox in the truck so starts driving like a mad person*
=) my candy.
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IanLover
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Candy gives you cavitied and then your teeth hurt all the time. SO yeah, I'll pass on the candy. It's JUST candy. *happily accepts hampster and names him Kronk after the guy from the emperor's new groove (random I know)*
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stepheniemeyerisamazing
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hahaha....love the name...and the character
*finds a random tooth brush, toothpaste, and floss in truck...hmm...well prepared*
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stepheniemeyerisamazing
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*NEW tooth brush*
=)
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i'lljumpforyou
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*Finds a hedgehog under a rather large mushroom and names it Bill  .*
*Lets Bill play with Kronk*
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WishingWantingWilling
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*walks out of store with a smile*
*carrying at least 100 kit-kats in arms*
*chocolate covering mouth*
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stepheniemeyerisamazing
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lol we are so random
*wonders what's going on with Squiggles, fanatic, and wishen*
*turns car around and drives back...trying to make a plan to save the candy for herself...hmm*
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IanRoxMySox
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*crawlsthrough back window and over takes truck full of candy*
MUAHAHAHAHAHA
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stepheniemeyerisamazing
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aahhh
*subconciously decides to fight for candy till death*
*suddenly realizes the car is spinning out of control towards everyone else...including Kronk and Bill*
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IanRoxMySox
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*realizes that kronk and bill cant die, so apins the wheel hurridly in the other direction*
NOOO
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i'lljumpforyou
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NOOO! NOT KRONK AND BILL!
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stepheniemeyerisamazing
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hahahaha
*decides to give ianrox the wheel and concentrate on getting/eating as much candy as possible!!*
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IanRoxMySox
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*crashes into tree*
uh-oh
*SMIA flies out the window*
hehehehe
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stepheniemeyerisamazing
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ahhhhhh...oh no you didn't
*gets up unharmed due to her oh-so-durable skin. brushes of shoulders. gets ready to pounce on ianrox*
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IanRoxMySox
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*gets in football stance*
49, 32, 49, 32, 49, HIIKKKEEE!!!!!
*tackes SMIA*
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stepheniemeyerisamazing
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*beats ianrox up while wondering whether the candy is alright*
*decides to find a way out of the tackle to get to the yummay candy*
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IanRoxMySox
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*holds up white flag and askes to share candy*
*gives puppydog glare*
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stepheniemeyerisamazing
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hmmmm
*agree's to share candy...but takes 2/3 for herself and gives ianrox 1/3*
fair enough
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thehostwriter
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*walks by SMIA and IanRox with an armful of candy, a backpack weighed down on her back as she sits on the other side of IanLover and pulls out her Echidna-Knuckles and lets him play with Kronk and Bill.*
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stepheniemeyerisamazing
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awwww...yaaay...lots of cute little animals...woot
*continues to pig out on candy while observing the cute little furry guys*
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WishingWantingWilling
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*feels left out so lures a squirrel towards me with 1/2 a kit kat*
*names it chuck*
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i'lljumpforyou
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BANG! * watches bill who rolls over on his back and plays dead *
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stepheniemeyerisamazing
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*gets excited about chuck!!*
aahh...always wanted a squirrel =)
*takes the rest of her candy to chuck and wishen and starts feeding chuck...!!!!!!!*
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IanLover
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*gives Kronk a lil hat and some food*
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i'lljumpforyou
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aww! hamster hats!
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WishingWantingWilling
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hehe yay smia!! XD
*gets sudden, crazy idea and smiles insanely*
*throws melted kit kat chocolate at ianrox*
foooooood fighttttt!!!!
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i'lljumpforyou
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* hides in tent from flying food will bill, who is nibbling on a carrot ^_^ *
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stepheniemeyerisamazing
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aahhhh
*throws her sticky and chocolatey sweets at anyone she sees...hitting squiggles in her hair wiht a lollipop...oops*
*wonders if she should sneak into tent to throw food at fanatic*
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thehostwriter
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*takes Knuckles and walks to the Cullen house, entering and locking all the doors to keep the food fight at bay.*
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WishingWantingWilling
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*pie truck comes outta nowhere and crashes into tree nearby*
*chuck the squirrel at the wheel*
*throws pie at smia* hehe
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stepheniemeyerisamazing
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hahahahahah
*stops fighting to taste her new face...yummy...warm apple pie*
*runs to truck and throws pies at wishen...then after five minutes decides to stop and actually eat one of the many pies*
hmmm which one?
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thehostwriter
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*Sits on the couch watching Nessie play with Knuckles. Looks up as a pie slams into the large window.* wow... it's getting deadly out there. *Jake looks up an eyebrow raising.* don't ask...
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IanLover
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*feels sticky lollipop land in her hair and gets insanely pissed off and freaks out*
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WishingWantingWilling
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*covered in pies*
=]
*opens tent door and pelts fanatic with pies*
***runs***
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stepheniemeyerisamazing
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hahahaahahahahahah...
*busts out laughing at wishen's move...only to remember she's in a food fight*
*keeps throwing pies till she notices that the truck is empty..oh no*
*asks chuck to get some more food - his choice - to waste*
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i'lljumpforyou
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* tent flap opens, pitchfork comes flying out and pins wishing to a tree *
* sets up tree house and sits at top with Bill, pours jug of Kool-Aid on wishing's head every half an our as she struggles to get loose *
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WishingWantingWilling
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*learns quickly when kool-aid comes down, turns head up and opens mouth*
*ohhh yummy flavor XD*
*chuck the squirrel comes to free me*
*i run into the back of empty pie truck just as fanatics pitchfork makes a loud bang against the door.*
*finds one solitary pie , throws it at tree house*
drive chick, drive!!! *chuck speeds down street just missing smia*
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stepheniemeyerisamazing
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*ahh near death experience!*
Watch out wishen
*aks fanatic to join her chase after wishen..revenge*
=P
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i'lljumpforyou
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two is always better than one
*looks at pie, which missed me completely and hit a branch*
* gets down from tree house and stands very still, smiles and waits for wishing to come back for her pants *
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WishingWantingWilling
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*stops at superstore and gets chuck to buy pants*
*all set to go*
road trip!
*sits in passenger seat while chuck drives like a maniac*
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i'lljumpforyou
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* sets the lucky charms leprechaun after wishing and chuck *
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stepheniemeyerisamazing
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hahahah
*decides to join lucky charms leprechaun*
*halfway through the trip, decides to show true colors and ties leprechaun up in a forest on a tree under a birds nest, and continues to follow wishen*
muahahah
NOTE: this alliance was created only upon the basis of chuck's relationship wiht me...if it weren't for him...you would be in a bad situation caused by the leprechaun
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thehostwriter
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*sits quietly in the house reading a book, the rest of the family coming home from a hunting trip to find the doors locked. Opens the front door for them and smiles.* sorry.... there was a war in the backyard. *get's weird stares and points to the pie covered window and the pie covered backyard.* see?
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stepheniemeyerisamazing
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hahahahaha
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i'lljumpforyou
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* appears in one of wishings dreams : "you better get yo butt back here or imma go all ninja on you O_o" . karate chops a tree *
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WishingWantingWilling
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hahahaha
*wakes up from nightmare*
*sends package to fanatic with a letter*
Fanatic, I am currently on vacation with my favorite squirrel chuck. So, I cannot return right this instant. Sorry about the pie thing...kinda.
-Wishing
P.S.-Tell smia I say thanks for prevanting the horrific leprechaun incident, and chuck says hi
*inside package is an Edward doll*
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i'lljumpforyou
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* squeals and hugs edward doll, them promptly falls asleep *
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