The Host: Mind, Body and Soul

thehostwriter · Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:08 am Post subject:

*throws angry ferret out window by its tail and buys ianrox off ebay for thirty seven million dollars* MINNEEE!!! *cough, hack, choke* i'm good!!!

*sets ianrox free* you're free. Run! be free!!! lmao!

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If you like, I can get you a soul to occupy and take over your body. You'll be the host.

I love Ian O'Shea!!!!

Team TWILIGHT and Ian because Jared is a jerk and cuz everyone is awesome and Jacob is the greatest best friend. Razz

EMMETT CULLEN IS MINE!!!

IanRoxMySox · Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:10 am Post subject:

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*runs off into the sunset with Ian holding one hand and edward holding the other*

P.S. I still give up. I'm not that creative.

(P.S.S. Fanatic go back a page and look at my post)
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Ian Is pretty freakin awesome.
I love pitchforks.=]
IAN IS MINE ON WEEKENDS =)
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
EDWARD CULLEN PAWNS EVERYONE!!!!!!!
*faints* hehehe

i'lljumpforyou · Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:01 am Post subject:

YAY, I WIN 37 MILLION DOLLARS!
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Pet · Seeker Joined: 28 Jul 2008 Posts: 295 Location: the origin

is it over?
can i come out now?

lol.

p.s. is it just me who thinks that bellas lullaby is really really amazing! it gives me hope for the whole film!! =]

IanRoxMySox · Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:08 pm Post subject:

Its not the real lullaby-the real one hasn't been released yet....the one you prob heard is by yiurma or something
_________________
Ian Is pretty freakin awesome.
I love pitchforks.=]
IAN IS MINE ON WEEKENDS =)
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
EDWARD CULLEN PAWNS EVERYONE!!!!!!!
*faints* hehehe

Pet · Seeker Joined: 28 Jul 2008 Posts: 295 Location: the origin

oh gutted. it was so good as well.

IanRoxMySox · Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:44 pm Post subject:

Ya we discussed that on theforbiddenfruit. Pineappl discovered that its not the real one
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Ian Is pretty freakin awesome.
I love pitchforks.=]
IAN IS MINE ON WEEKENDS =)
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
EDWARD CULLEN PAWNS EVERYONE!!!!!!!
*faints* hehehe

WishingWantingWilling · Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:15 am Post subject:

uh.....*comes back from 3 day vacation on the beach*

did i miss everything?!? XD
oh well~~ *runs after Ianrox and takes edward's hands and runs away*
mwahaha
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~WISHING that i was a parasite
~WANTING an Ian of my own
~WILLING to give a lot for these things

Ian is #2

'click click' mwahah

IanRoxMySox · Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:44 am Post subject:

OH NO!
*runs after wishen and grabbed Edward back. Gives her Ian instead*
hehehehehe

*runs off to Isle Esme with Edward*

*feathers*=D
_________________
Ian Is pretty freakin awesome.
I love pitchforks.=]
IAN IS MINE ON WEEKENDS =)
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
EDWARD CULLEN PAWNS EVERYONE!!!!!!!
*faints* hehehe

i'lljumpforyou · Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:25 am Post subject:

*sits on pile of money*
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WishingWantingWilling · Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 4:00 am Post subject:

nooo i want edward more!!
*steals back edward in the night and leaves ian in his place*
*edward turns me into a vampire*
mwahaha XD
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~WISHING that i was a parasite
~WANTING an Ian of my own
~WILLING to give a lot for these things

Ian is #2

'click click' mwahah

thehostwriter · Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 4:08 pm Post subject:

*steals edward and puts him in a glass room that everything proof.* solve that problem.
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If you like, I can get you a soul to occupy and take over your body. You'll be the host.

I love Ian O'Shea!!!!

Team TWILIGHT and Ian because Jared is a jerk and cuz everyone is awesome and Jacob is the greatest best friend. Razz

EMMETT CULLEN IS MINE!!!

i'lljumpforyou · Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 4:34 pm Post subject:

*deposits large amount of money on the bank, then gets taken in for questioning*
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IanRoxMySox · Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:57 pm Post subject:

HAHAHAHAHA!!!
*tells officials that wishen AND symone stole Edward from me and tellz then that fanatic stole the money*
hehehe
_________________
Ian Is pretty freakin awesome.
I love pitchforks.=]
IAN IS MINE ON WEEKENDS =)
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
EDWARD CULLEN PAWNS EVERYONE!!!!!!!
*faints* hehehe

i'lljumpforyou · Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:18 pm Post subject:

* shows the police proof of ebay purchase and they go after ianrox for trying to frame me*

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