The Host: Mind, Body and Soul

WishingWantingWilling · Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:55 pm Post subject:

-_- im open to assist fanatic =P
*pissed~sits on a rock with pitchfork on lap tapping my fingers*
*evil plans forming*

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~WISHING that i was a parasite
~WANTING an Ian of my own
~WILLING to give a lot for these things

Ian is #2

'click click' mwahah

IanRoxMySox · Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 4:04 pm Post subject:

*skittles run out* Shocked

crap ..
*rainbow starts fading*
uh-ohh
*falls on ground makes big thump .. runs to store to get more skittles*
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Ian Is pretty freakin awesome.
I love pitchforks.=]
IAN IS MINE ON WEEKENDS =)
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
EDWARD CULLEN PAWNS EVERYONE!!!!!!!
*faints* hehehe

i'lljumpforyou · Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 4:38 pm Post subject:

* ianrox runs into store, and the doors automatically bolt, the windows are barred and there is no way for her to escape. wishing and i emerge from behind the counter and approach ianrox and force her backwards into a chair where we tie her up with chains.*

*starts walking away slowly, then turns and throws angry cat at ianrox's face*

*dies ianrox's hair four different colors of blue*

*puts on earmuffs and pops in a miley cyrus CD on a never ending cycle*

* rings a little bell and four clowns come out from behind the counter and all sit around her, smiling suspiciously *

* sits on counter and watches the show Twisted Evil

*
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IanRoxMySox · Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 6:46 pm Post subject:

AHHHH!!!!
I.Hate.Clowns.

*edward saves me with his vampire powers*
They TORTURED me!!!
*Edward hands me bag of skittles and sets me on new rainbow*
*Edward runs off as I compare the skittles to my new hair colors*
ughh...you guys suck!

But I still have your books!
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Ian Is pretty freakin awesome.
I love pitchforks.=]
IAN IS MINE ON WEEKENDS =)
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
EDWARD CULLEN PAWNS EVERYONE!!!!!!!
*faints* hehehe

i'lljumpforyou · Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 7:36 pm Post subject:

* suddenly the sky turns dark, the trees all rot, the flowers die, and the rainbow ianrox is sitting on turns out to be a pile of multi colored clowns who all grin evilly up at her. *

(this alternate reality has NO edward or vampires to save you.)
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IanRoxMySox · Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 8:11 pm Post subject:

AHH!!! *Jumps from rainbow to ocean*
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Ian Is pretty freakin awesome.
I love pitchforks.=]
IAN IS MINE ON WEEKENDS =)
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
EDWARD CULLEN PAWNS EVERYONE!!!!!!!
*faints* hehehe

WishingWantingWilling · Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 2:12 am Post subject:

hahaha fanatic ur plans made me laugh literally

*gets on a boat with a fishing rod to catch ianrox*
*puts bag of skittles on hook and easily brings ianrox to the surface*
*calls fanatic for backup*
_________________
~WISHING that i was a parasite
~WANTING an Ian of my own
~WILLING to give a lot for these things

Ian is #2

'click click' mwahah

stepheniemeyerisamazing · Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 6:07 am Post subject:

lol...serves you right for stealing our books...MORE MORE MORE!!
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TEAM EDWARD AND IAN...because Jared is a jerk and Jacob stinks...=)

IanRoxMySox · Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 1:05 pm Post subject:

^^haha you stuttered.
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Ian Is pretty freakin awesome.
I love pitchforks.=]
IAN IS MINE ON WEEKENDS =)
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
EDWARD CULLEN PAWNS EVERYONE!!!!!!!
*faints* hehehe

i'lljumpforyou · Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 4:03 pm Post subject:

* drops from sky into boat *

* pokes ianrox repeatedly in the side while screaming in her ear after every third poke. refuses to stop until she reveals hiding spot of books *

* hands wishing face paint and points to ianrox *

* gnomes start falling from the sky, wearing parachutes and singing the llama song in a falsetto *
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IanRoxMySox · Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 5:21 pm Post subject:

You are really creative-it's not even fair

*gives up and tellz location of books*
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Ian Is pretty freakin awesome.
I love pitchforks.=]
IAN IS MINE ON WEEKENDS =)
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
EDWARD CULLEN PAWNS EVERYONE!!!!!!!
*faints* hehehe

stepheniemeyerisamazing · Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 8:35 pm Post subject:

yaaay...=)

*follows IanRox to the books with fanatic*
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TEAM EDWARD AND IAN...because Jared is a jerk and Jacob stinks...=)

thehostwriter · Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:23 am Post subject:

*walks around with a giant bag of sour skittles chatting away with the entire Cullen family, ignoring all the girls.*
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If you like, I can get you a soul to occupy and take over your body. You'll be the host.

I love Ian O'Shea!!!!

Team TWILIGHT and Ian because Jared is a jerk and cuz everyone is awesome and Jacob is the greatest best friend. Razz

EMMETT CULLEN IS MINE!!!

WishingWantingWilling · Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:07 am Post subject:

whoot!!
*skips next to SMIA*
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~WISHING that i was a parasite
~WANTING an Ian of my own
~WILLING to give a lot for these things

Ian is #2

'click click' mwahah

i'lljumpforyou · Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:32 am Post subject:

bwahahahahah Twisted Evil

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