The Host: Mind, Body and Soul

i'lljumpforyou · Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:12 am Post subject:

*starts playing with gun that security guard gave me, accidentally shoot security camera*

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IanRoxMySox · Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:56 am Post subject:

WishingWantingWilling · Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 3:46 am Post subject:

hahahah

*walks in front door, smia at my side, with big sock on head and giant gun stuffed in coat*
*starts singing and dancing showtunes*
*forces smia to join* *when finished crowd of innocents applauses*
*we smile and pull out out weapons*
*room goes silent, then we threaten to kill random ppl if they talk*

*...guns aren't loaded...but they dont no that :} hehe*
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~WISHING that i was a parasite
~WANTING an Ian of my own
~WILLING to give a lot for these things

Ian is #2

'click click' mwahah

IanRoxMySox · Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 4:23 am Post subject:

*gets tired of waiting for symone and walked up behind guard*

Heeeyyyyy seexxxyyyy....

*he smiles and turns his chair*
*I take out my pistol and pistol whip him*
*he gets kocked out*

*leads way into safe*
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Ian Is pretty freakin awesome.
I love pitchforks.=]
IAN IS MINE ON WEEKENDS =)
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
EDWARD CULLEN PAWNS EVERYONE!!!!!!!
*faints* hehehe

i'lljumpforyou · Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 3:38 pm Post subject:

* gets bored and plays solitaire on ipod *
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IanLover · Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:19 pm Post subject:

*draws a square in the corner of the room and sits in it thinking* My square!
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Team Ian!

WishingWantingWilling · Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:00 pm Post subject:

*taps foot, idily sniping things around the room and making gun noises*
*waits impatiently for everyone to get the money*
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~WISHING that i was a parasite
~WANTING an Ian of my own
~WILLING to give a lot for these things

Ian is #2

'click click' mwahah

i'lljumpforyou · Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 9:14 pm Post subject:

who's stealing the money again?
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stepheniemeyerisamazing · Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:04 am Post subject:

ianrox should be =) sorry havent posted in a while

*yaaay showtunes make SMIA excited...decides to make all hostages sit in a circle and share embarassing moments to entertain herself...wonders if she'll have time to stop by PF Chang and get the great wall chocolate cake on the way home*

"hmm...so what's up wishen??"
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TEAM EDWARD AND IAN...because Jared is a jerk and Jacob stinks...=)

WishingWantingWilling · Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 3:03 am Post subject:

"Nothing =]"
*shares recent embarassing story to ease tension within hostages*
*then they look at gun again and sigh*
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~WISHING that i was a parasite
~WANTING an Ian of my own
~WILLING to give a lot for these things

Ian is #2

'click click' mwahah

IanRoxMySox · Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 8:36 pm Post subject:

i'lljumpforyou · Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 10:19 pm Post subject:

*security guard comes back to find me sitting in a chair by an open vault disassembling a large gun*

umm .. guys? *panics*
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stepheniemeyerisamazing · Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 4:38 am Post subject:

*considers shooting the ground for fun and to take attention off of fanatic...decides to instead give hand gun to super sexy hostage and tell him to take charge while I take the MG36 to help fanatic since wishen is with ianrox*

hmm this should work out right?? super sexy guy would never double cross me...=)
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TEAM EDWARD AND IAN...because Jared is a jerk and Jacob stinks...=)

WishingWantingWilling · Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 1:59 am Post subject:

*helps sam to take out money with evil smile*
*stops and drops bag when see's fanatic twidiling thumbs with smia and a gaurd*
*Takes out unloaded gun*
*smia tells the gaurd there's an armed insane hostage, gaurd runs to find him*
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~WISHING that i was a parasite
~WANTING an Ian of my own
~WILLING to give a lot for these things

Ian is #2

'click click' mwahah

stepheniemeyerisamazing · Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:19 pm Post subject:

*goes to get fanatic and gets out of there*
*meets ianrox and wishen at the truck*
*high fives chuck!*
*speeds of into the night partying and celebrating...only to find that the bag of money is filled with monopoly money*

ianrox...wishen...what's up with that?!?!?!?!!?!?

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TEAM EDWARD AND IAN...because Jared is a jerk and Jacob stinks...=)